Tripp: Here’s how this is going to go. As soon as the flight is up I am going to plug in my headphones and go to sleep. You are not going to talk to me. Okay? I cannot handle this today.

Lana: They think I don’t understand, the freedom land of the 70’s. I think I’m too cool to know ya, you say I’m like the ice I freeze.

Tripp: honestly, I think you’re broken.

J.D.: What a pleasant surprise!!! Are you guys seated here?! I’m seated right across the aisle! How fun is this going to be?

Lana: Hello, hello. C-can you hear me?

Tripp: this is a fucking joke isn’t it? Bring out Ashton, I am being Punk’d!