J.D.: It’s like they don’t even realize we can hear them…

Lana: Hello, hello. C-can you hear me? I can be your China doll, if you want to see me fall.

Tripp: I’d like to see you fall out of the plane. Yeah. How’s that for ya?

Lana: you’re screwed up and brilliant, look like a million dollar man. So why is my heart broken?

Tripp: *puts his head in his hands* I can’t. I just can’t.

J.D.: I’m a doctor. I can fix that broken heart. If that’s cool?

Lana: He said to “be cool” but I’m already coolest. I said to “get real”, “don’t you know who you’re dealing with? Um, do you think you’ll buy me lots of diamonds?

Tripp: Are you guys going to flirt over me the entire time? J.D., dude. Switch seats with me. Please.

J.D.: that’s not the seat I paid for, though.

Tripp: It’s the same damn thing, man. Just switch seats with me. PLEASE.

Lana: pick me up and take me like a vitamin. ‘Cause my body’s sweet like sugar venom, oh yeah

Tripp:

Tripp: Here’s how this is going to go. As soon as the flight is up I am going to plug in my headphones and go to sleep. You are not going to talk to me. Okay? I cannot handle this today.

Lana: They think I don’t understand, the freedom land of the 70’s. I think I’m too cool to know ya, you say I’m like the ice I freeze.

Tripp: honestly, I think you’re broken.

J.D.: What a pleasant surprise!!! Are you guys seated here?! I’m seated right across the aisle! How fun is this going to be?

Lana: Hello, hello. C-can you hear me?

Tripp: this is a fucking joke isn’t it? Bring out Ashton, I am being Punk’d!